Merhaba!
\nFen Fak\u00fcltesi\u2019nin \u00e7ayc\u0131s\u0131y\u0131m. Daha \u00f6nce de \u00c7anakkale 18 Mart \u00dcniyersite\u2019sinde \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m. Orada da \u00e7ayc\u0131yd\u0131m. \u00c7T\u00dc a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131nca, oradan ayr\u0131l\u0131p, evime yak\u0131n diye \u00c7T\u00dc \u00e7ayc\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in m\u00fcracaat ettim. Kabul ettiler, Allah raz\u0131 olsun! \u015eimdi evden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m m\u0131, iki ad\u0131mda inerim nizamiyeye. \u00d6yle, \u00c7OM\u00dc zaman\u0131ndaki gibi g\u00fcnde iki posta dolmu\u015f paras\u0131 vermekten de kurtuldum do\u011frusu. Benim i\u00e7in \u00f6nemli tabi, \u00f6nemli olmaz m\u0131? \u00c7oluk \u00e7ocu\u011fun nafakas\u0131.
\nBir de tabii, burada telefon var. B\u00fcy\u00fck rahatl\u0131k. \u00dcniversite, her hocaya da her \u00e7al\u0131\u015fana da cep telefonu hediye etti. Yeni kuruldu ya, o bak\u0131mdan. Ama kampus harici kullanmak yasak. D\u0131\u015far\u0131da sinyal verirse yand\u0131n. HTS ile tespit ediyorlar. Ossaat yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131rlar cezay\u0131. Sen ne bahane bulursan bul! Dinleyen kim?
\n\u201c-Alo Memet effendi! Misafirim var! \u0130ki demli \u00e7ay l\u00fctfen!\u201d
\n\u201c-Merhaba Mehmet abi! Bana bi koyu espresso!\u201d
\nMehmet bey diyen de var. Mel\u00e2hat hoca mesela! \u201cMehmet bey! \u0130ki az \u015fekerli, bir de bana \u00fc\u00e7 kahve rica edece\u011fim. \u00dc\u00e7 de so\u011fuk\u00e7a su l\u00fctfen!\u201d Hi\u00e7 de\u011fi\u015fmez, \u201c-Bana\u201d dedi\u011fi, \u015fekersiz, sade kahve.
\n\u201cYuvarlan\u0131p gidiyoruz, i\u015fte!\u201d diyece\u011fim ama ciddi bir m\u00fc\u015fk\u00fcl\u00fcm var burada. Bizim dekanla aram\u0131z biraz limoni. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc, \u00e7ay da sevmez kahve de. \u0130\u00e7ti\u011fine \u015fahit olmad\u0131m bu zamana dek. Konu\u011fu geldi\u011finde \u00e7ay kahve sipari\u015fi verir ama \u00f6zel bir kupas\u0131 var. Onunla getiririm. \u00dcst\u00fc cam alt\u0131 seramik. Sallad\u0131k\u00e7a \u00fcstteki \u00e7ay kahve dibe \u00e7\u00f6k\u00fcyor. Kar\u015f\u0131daki de san\u0131yor ki, dekan \u00e7ay kahve i\u00e7iyor. Bir de kap\u0131 \u00fcst\u00fcne k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 yanan bir lamba yapt\u0131rd\u0131 ge\u00e7enlerde. Yand\u0131\u011f\u0131 zaman, \u201cTOPLANTI VAR\u201d yaz\u0131yor. Ama toplant\u0131 falan oldu\u011fu yok, hi\u00e7 g\u00f6rmedim. Hep \u00f6\u011fle yeme\u011fi sonras\u0131 bir saatli\u011fine toplant\u0131 m\u0131 olurmu\u015f! Ama ne demi\u015fler, \u201cEmir demiri keser!\u201d O lamba yand\u0131\u011f\u0131 zaman, g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fc \u00e7\u0131karmak, kahkaha \u015f\u00f6yle dursun telefonda falan y\u00fcksek sesle konu\u015fmak bile yasak!
\nAh, diyeceksiniz ki, \u201cOdas\u0131na kimler girip \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor o saatlerde?\u201d de toplant\u0131 yap\u0131l\u0131yor. Giren \u00e7\u0131kan yok tabii odaya. Toplant\u0131 sanal olarak, bilgisayar veya telefon \u00fcst\u00fcnden yap\u0131l\u0131yormu\u015f. \u00d6yle diyorlar!
\nHem bana ne can\u0131m! Kim ne istyorsa yaps\u0131n! \u00dcst\u00fcme vazife de\u011fil a!
\nDekanla aram\u0131n limoni olmas\u0131n\u0131n bir nedeni daha var! Onun da ad\u0131 Mehmet! As\u0131l neden de bu zaten! Bir \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan\u0131 neyse de, \u00e7ayc\u0131s\u0131yla ada\u015f olmay\u0131 bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc hazmedemiyor anlad\u0131\u011f\u0131m. \u201cMemet effendi!\u201d sesini her i\u015fitti\u011finde t\u00fcyleri diken diken oluyordur eminim.
\n\u0130lk g\u00fcnlerde bir iki, \u201cSen de\u011fi\u015ftir ismini!\u201d demeye gelecek l\u00e2k\u0131rd\u0131 ettiydi. Ama ben de benim ad\u0131m Mehmet de\u011fil, diyemedim. Benim ad\u0131m \u00c7a\u011flar! Dedemin ad\u0131! \u00c7a\u011flar Tonozcugil. Taa Bin Dokuz Y\u00fcz Doksan Be\u015f\u2019de \u00c7OM\u00dc\u2019ye \u00e7ayc\u0131, daha do\u011frusu \u00e7ayc\u0131 \u00e7\u0131ra\u011f\u0131 olarak girdi\u011fimde ustam \u201c-\u00dclen, \u00c7a\u011flar diye \u00e7ayc\u0131 m\u0131 olur len!\u201d diye \u015farlad\u0131yd\u0131 da bir iki g\u00fcn sonra \u201c-\u0130yisi mi sen ad\u0131m Memet de! Kim bilecek!\u201d tesellisiyle orta yolu bulmu\u015ftuk.
\n\u0130\u015fte o g\u00fcn bug\u00fcnd\u00fcr, \u201cMehmet\u201dlik ederek ge\u00e7irmekteyim g\u00fcnleri. Gece, evde \u00c7a\u011flar\u2019\u0131m ama!
\nYine de zoruma gidiyor! Yak\u0131nd\u0131r, bir ara \u00e7\u0131kacam kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na dekan\u0131n ve diyecem ki, \u201c-Sen benim kim olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 biliyor musun?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Merhaba! Fen Fak\u00fcltesi\u2019nin \u00e7ayc\u0131s\u0131y\u0131m. Daha \u00f6nce de \u00c7anakkale 18 Mart \u00dcniyersite\u2019sinde \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m. Orada da \u00e7ayc\u0131yd\u0131m. \u00c7T\u00dc a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131nca, oradan ayr\u0131l\u0131p, evime yak\u0131n diye \u00c7T\u00dc \u00e7ayc\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in m\u00fcracaat ettim. Kabul ettiler, Allah raz\u0131 olsun! \u015eimdi evden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m m\u0131, iki ad\u0131mda inerim nizamiyeye. \u00d6yle, \u00c7OM\u00dc zaman\u0131ndaki gibi g\u00fcnde iki posta dolmu\u015f paras\u0131 vermekten de kurtuldum do\u011frusu. Benim i\u00e7in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1425,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-genel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.metu.edu.tr\/caglart\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.metu.edu.tr\/caglart\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.metu.edu.tr\/caglart\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.metu.edu.tr\/caglart\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1425"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.metu.edu.tr\/caglart\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.metu.edu.tr\/caglart\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.metu.edu.tr\/caglart\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.metu.edu.tr\/caglart\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.metu.edu.tr\/caglart\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}